You won't believe what sex toys, lotions and creams, and other surprising items are on your vagina's sworn enemy list. Your vulva and vagina can bring incredible pleasure — this we know. But it can also feel significant amounts of pain if it's not taken care of correctly. That includes avoiding products, toys, and toiletries that pose a hidden threat to the health of your vag.
10 Things to Never Put In Your Vagina
10 Things to Never Put In Your Vagina — Unsafe Things to Put In Your Vagina | Shape
Remember that scene in Broad City when Ilana sees police officers in the subway station, so she stashes her weed in her vagina? Related story Pregnant in a Monogamous Relationship? People with vaginas have attempted to smuggle or hide loaded pistols, Rolex watches, marijuana pipes, crack, lighters, money, cellphones, cigarettes, makeup, fireworks yes, really , alcohol and a host of other drugs and stolen items in their vag. Of course, few people would actually consider inserting things like loaded guns and fireworks inside their vaginas. But sometimes, in an attempt to make things more interesting in the bedroom, some do make questionable decisions about what actually goes in there. Penises are totally allowed to enter mouths, vaginas and buttholes. But remember to put a condom on it to avoid STIs and unwanted pregnancies.
Here Are Things Not to Put in Your Vagina
One, because the woman involved could recognize herself and feel betrayed. Yes, some items are that unusual. The other reason is that the unfortunate sequence of events that ends with a visit to my OB-GYN practice or the emergency room is almost always the unanticipated consequence of sexual experimentation. Lots of objects seem sexually adventurous until the moment one realizes they are not. And realizes that they are stuck.






Modern science tells us the vagina is a self-cleaning machine, a delicate wonderland of flora and bacteria that generally does fine if left alone. And yet, people keep insisting on putting things up there. Sure, unscented tampons are fine, as are hygienic sex toys and anything prescribed to you by a doctor, but here's a list of a whole mess of things we've run across recently that are designed to row up your canal, and why you maybe shouldn't do that. The most recent vaginal trend is glitter, which makes no sense because have you ever tried to clean glitter out of anything? It stays where it is literally forever.
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those tibbyboongas are amaze!!
i saw both of these nice people in a louie theroux documentary.
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